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Custom Cover
$100.00 $59.00

Want to order a custom cover for someone special? We gotcha covered!

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A Coloring Book – Genital Warts, Body Rashes, Gangrene & More!
$9.99 $8.99

Now you can color all those STDs exactly true to life!

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Medical Marijuana
$9.99 $8.99

Need some propaganda material to help lobby for legalized weed sales??

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Fellatio Tutorial
$9.99 $8.99

Everything you need to know to drive your man / men wild!

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Pussy Eating
$9.99 $8.99

7 rules to follow for that lucky lady in your life!

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Ever Dated an Asian Chick?
$9.99 $8.99

Spread some Asian love around without actually putting yourself in the thick of things!

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How To Kill Your MIL
$9.99 $8.99

You’re welcome.

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What’s The Smell??
$9.99 $8.99

We need to introduce you to the author of the “When to Stop Breastfeeding” book.

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Deep Breathing
$9.99 $8.99

You know the problem working with other people? The other people.

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Massage Therapy
$9.99 $8.99

You only think you know what goes on behind closed doors!

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Accepting G-d Hates You
$9.99 $8.99

The Star of David never made so much sense!

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Pussy Pics From Around The World
$9.99 $8.99

Here’s a slick change of pace…

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Ever Dated a Black Chick?
$9.99 $8.99

Spread some Black love around without actually putting yourself in the thick of things!

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King Of The Jungle
$9.99 $8.99

And I really wanted to put a picture of a horse dick on a cover! 🙂

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I’m a Virgin! I Swear!
$9.99 $8.99

Oh stop judging. You know you’ve thought it too!

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Other Uses for Diarrhea
$9.99 $8.99

Volume One of crafter’s dream projects!

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Why Gingers Are The Devil
$9.99 $8.99

Bozo says, “Hey.”

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How To Keep the White Man Down
$9.99 $8.99

Black Shoe stepping on White Cracker. Just wanted to make sure no one missed the joke!

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Ever Dated a Latina Chick?
$9.99 $8.99

Spread some Latina spice around without actually putting yourself in the thick of things!

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It Was A Gas!
$9.99 $8.99

Cause what Jew out there doesn’t love Holocaust humor?!?

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1001 Dick Pics
$9.99 $8.99

You know you want to take a peek!!!

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Eating Mexican
$9.99 $8.99

Right here is thinking outside the box!

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How To Be The Best Girlfriend Ever
$9.99 $8.99

Don’t Drop The Soap was a great one to start with!

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Ever Dated a White Chick?
$9.99 $8.99

Spread some White love around without actually putting yourself in the thick of things!

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Easy To Swallow
$9.99 $8.99

Mmmm…..cum…..

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Are You Gay?
$9.99 $8.99

Well….are you??

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1,000,000 Reasons To Dye Your Hair
$9.99 $8.99

Need a gentle way to tell your S.O. they need to dye their hair? Look no further…

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Living with Microphallus
$9.99 $8.99

For anyone with a tiny little penis.

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Guide to a Truly Happy Rectum
$9.99 $8.99

The hamster was asking for it.

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Do It Yourself Sex Change
$9.99 $8.99

The real you is closer than you think!

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The Birds and the Bees
$9.99 $8.99

A complete guide to kink and BDSM!! You’re welcome!

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101 Ways…..to make your penis smaller
$9.99 $8.99

Maybe I should have made the tiny sausages a darker color…..

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Cuming Up Short
$9.99 $8.99

Cause everybody needs their very own midget collection of fake book covers!

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