Oh stop judging. You know you’ve thought it too!
We need to introduce you to the author of the “When to Stop Breastfeeding” book.
Yeah. They can see that. That too. And that.
Now that’s a good lawyer. Bet he’s Jewish.
Nothing could keep me away….
You be the judge!
Meant no woman ever.
Anyone messes with your bottle of awesomesauce you just have to tell them one thing. “Blow Me!”
The real you is closer than you think!
Warning! STOP! Caution!!
Black Shoe stepping on White Cracker. Just wanted to make sure no one missed the joke!
Here’s a slick change of pace…
7 rules to follow for that lucky lady in your life!
The struggle is real!
How to fit in!!
Two hints. Swamp. And Louisiana.
Instead of hanging out with you and your hand tonight GO FIND A PLACE OF YOUR OWN!
And Moses KNOWS hostile work environments!
Cause everybody needs their very own midget collection of fake book covers!
For anyone with a tiny little penis.
Right here is thinking outside the box!
You only think you know what goes on behind closed doors!