Orgasm, orgasming, coming, cuming, splooging, masturbating.
And I really wanted to put a picture of a horse dick on a cover! 🙂
Maybe I should have made the tiny sausages a darker color…..
Enter through the back door……
You only think you know what goes on behind closed doors!
Cause everybody needs their very own midget collection of fake book covers!
Everything you need to know to drive your man / men wild!
Instead of hanging out with you and your hand tonight GO FIND A PLACE OF YOUR OWN!
Helpful hints from the Pros!
The struggle is real!
It’s not as HARD as you think!!!