Anything to do with having a dick, using a dick or being a dick.
You know you want to take a peek!!!
For anyone with a tiny little penis.
Now you can color all those STDs exactly true to life!
Cause everybody needs their very own midget collection of fake book covers!
Everybody needs a hobby!
Instead of hanging out with you and your hand tonight GO FIND A PLACE OF YOUR OWN!
Oh the chapters I could fill in this book….
How to fit in!!
For everyone on your gift list who LOVES to-do lists and traveling!
And I really wanted to put a picture of a horse dick on a cover! 🙂
The real you is closer than you think!