Anything to do with having a dick, using a dick or being a dick.
Everything you need to know to drive your man / men wild!
That one you can’t take anywhere.
It’s not as HARD as you think!!!
Enter through the back door……
Even on the go!
You only think you know what goes on behind closed doors!
You know you want to take a peek!!!
For anyone with a tiny little penis.
Now you can color all those STDs exactly true to life!
Cause everybody needs their very own midget collection of fake book covers!
Everybody needs a hobby!
Instead of hanging out with you and your hand tonight GO FIND A PLACE OF YOUR OWN!