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Frequently Asked Questions

Am I Buying A Book?

No. No you aren’t. These are called Fake Book Covers for a reason. Because they’re fake. And they’re book covers. So you will have to get a book somewhere else so you can wrap your AWESOME new book cover around it and then wait for the fun to begin!

What Books Will My New Book Cover Fit?

They will fit “most” hard bound books. We measured and measured and re-measured the height of tons of hard bound books. The “most popular” height we found is 9.25″ high so this is what we went with. Specifically the Harry Potter Deathly Hallows hard bound book. That this is one of the most purchased books ever had something to do with our choice.

Where Can I Have My Book Cover Shipped To?

Currently only in the contiguous 48 states. We might expand at some point but we’re keeping it simple for now. If you want to order a bazillion of them and make it worth my while we’ll think about it. You can email us at info@boundbynothing.net with begging and pleading and don’t forget to say please because it creams my twinkie.

How Fast Do You Ship?

We normally ship within 24 Hrs of order placement and on business days. We don’t ship on weekends and we don’t ship expedited either. Just First Class Mail since free shipping is included. So your dilemma of not ordering in time for something does not create a necessity of me changing my schedule to accommodate your dumbassness. And for those of you who think you’re a special snowflake and this doesn’t apply to you then go back up to the top of this section and start reading again at “We normally ship……..”

How Will My Cover Ship and Arrive?

Your gorgeous new covers will be rolled up and slid inside one of these awesome 12″ long tubes. And yes, boys and girls, size matters!

The tube will be labeled with the shipping address you provided at checkout along with a tracking number which will be emailed to you. Your tube will be sent via First Class Mail normally within 24 hrs of your order but only on business days. First Class Mail normally takes 1-4 post office days to get to you. This doesn’t count holidays or horrible bad weather of any kind. I want to get your covers to you as bad as you want them but I’m not God and I can’t part the seas for you either. So order in plenty of time for them to arrive.

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Where Do You Cum Up With Cover Ideas?

Years and years of two very sick senses of humor. You’re welcome.

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How Do I Wrap My Fake Book Cover Around A Book I Bought Separately?

Find the hard bound book you’re going to use.

Remove the dust jacket and set it aside.

Take your cover.

Flip it over.

Center the spine of the hard bound book over the spine of your new fake book cover.

Wrap the cover around the book, make sure it’s a good fit and then crease the flaps on the front and back cover.

Wrap both flaps and then you’re all set to enjoy!

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